It's about time - 2007 The eternally effervescent Crotch Pirates finally get their due with a Star on the Walk of Fame. Their years of hard work, relentless touring of southern New Jersey and Delaware, and recent tripling of their fan base to over 50 earned them this prestigious recognition. Please note that this Star is in downtown Haddonfield NJ and not Hollywood but it's a Star - don't burst their bubble. We couldn't be prouder at ChiliFest, inc.
Late Breaking 2003!! The Crotch Pirates, back from their tour of eastern Rhode Island, will be back at the 2003 ChiliFest. They will also be signing (and selling of course) their brand new DVD "Don't Look Under the Patch" on Land, Ho Records and Multimedia. Pick it up today!
Old News 2002!! The Crotch Pirates were back at the 2002 ChiliFest for a repeat performance. They will also be signing their brand new CD "Parrot Droppings" on Land, Ho Records.
You wanted the hottest band in the land and you've got it.........
Appearing annually at the SuperbowlChilifest!
The reviews are phenomenal.
NY Times wrote: Who are these guys and who taught them to play? Their music took me back to my high school days, one too many Schaefer beers, and driving home in mom's Pacer. Oh, such memories - to be young again!
Chicago Tribune wrote: A little more Scotch and I think I might have seen Marilyn Manson dancing with Pee Wee Herman. Totally surreal.
O magazine wrote: Their complexions were in need of some Aloe, their clothes tattered, but damn did they rock! Oprah Winfrey
"Scabby" "Scrunchy" "Scratchy"
Next Live Date:
SuperBowlChilfest, Richmond, VA Saturday January 25, 2003
Tickets available www.ticketmaster.com or your local Wal*Mart
First Ever Live Appearance - Saturday, January 27, 2001
Superbowl Chilifest
Larrabee's
2640 Thurloe Drive
Joseph the Acoustic Gregory
Jon the Rhythm Man Heckel
Court "Medley" Ebeling 
Pictures from their 2002 Concert Tour (2-2-02)
Jon and a true fan
Some Crotch Pirates Groupies (holding their ears in Delight)
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HALL OF FAME COMPETITORS BY YEAR
Pictures from Chilifest 2002 - The Chefs
Pictures from Chilifest 2002 - The Crowds